Poetry.

Ode to the Deep Blue... Carpet*

Oh my deep blue carpet how I detest thee

You show every drop, speck and crumb

They show up so easily. 

Oh my deep blue carpet I treat thee with TLC

A Dyson Ball to suck the dirt

And Hoover Wet Vac to deep clean

Oh my deep blue carpet please be kind to me

All I do is clean you up!! 

Please show some sweet mercy. 

Oh my deep blue carpet, whatever can I do?

I want you gone and out of here

But it seems I'm stuck with you. 

Oh my deep blue carpet we'll meet later on

For the crumbs and dirt keep piling up

And while I clean with a smile, know I want you gone.

*This bit of artistry brought to you by every speck of anything being noticeable and subsequently eaten by my toddler. To counteract such activities a diligence in cleanliness is required and... A'int Nobody Got Time for That!